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Only a D-lister

Looks like Styrofeen is only a D-lister. Frown.

Secret Squirrel Training Facility

As seen on Lolcats

Square Watermelon

A very old news article but Jay White on Dumb Little Man pointed out square watermelons to me today. Those would stack nicely in my Acura (Honda).

w00t for Webster's

Via Robin Meade this morning, Webster's 2007 word of the year is w00t!

Photo by scjody

Recipe for Getting Fired: Just Add Wine

Another great website for sharing stories. This quote from SimplyFired.com says it all:

OK, it was a Xmas party a few years ago and I had a few glasses of wine. My boss and I were talking to a table of people and he AGAIN called a person that he wanted to shaft that I was protecting my "boyfriend". I turned to him and said quietly, "F*** Off, [insert name]" and turned back to the table and continued talking.

I came in on Monday and was escorted out.

Staring at the "Twins" Can Prolong a Man's Life

According to the New England Journal of Medicine staring at a pair of breasts for just 10 minutes a day is equivalent to 30 minutes of aerobic exercise.

"Hey honey, come here for a second."

Lead Paint? Not for the Cock Bloc Super

The world is comprised of many cultures, most seeking to put a smile on the face of a child. This holiday season you can laugh when thinking of the child happily content with his/her new set of Cock Bloc Super building blocks.

A post for Busy Mom

After reading busymom.net, I thought what the heck. Enjoy!

2.0 Friends Meet 0.0 Parents

I always get a good chuckle when I hear a “younger” to “older” person chat especially if it revolves around explanations. The Levite Chronicles (Jon Swanson) posted 8 ways to explain 2.0 friends to 0.0 parents. My favorite:

3. Remember the friends you had over every Sunday evening after church for coffee? I just can’t see them…and they fix their own coffee.

Southern Accent for Me

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The South   That's a Southern accent you've got there. You may love it, you may hate it, you may swear you don't have it, but whatever the case, we can hear it.
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Would You Like to Rent My Dog?

Ever wished you could take back the new puppy after it "does work" on your new carpet? Now you can with FlexPetz.

Earlier this year a San Diego-based company called FlexPetz started renting man's best friend for pet lovers who might want to take a dog on a long walk and maybe play a game of fetch, but don't have the time to own a pet full time.

Via Freakonomics

Thong Delegation

A new decoration for the office. I wonder how well this will go over.

"A good leader knows when to delegate to others and just watch."

Truth: The Future Generations

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing and," pausing to take another drink of beer.

The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next generation?"

The applause was resounding... I love senior citizens!

Looking for attractive people? Don't go to Philadelphia.

According to a Travel & Leisure poll, Philly just beat out Washington D.C. and Dallas, TX for the least attractive people. Ouch.

The Sunday Linker: 10/14/07

This week I have found myself addicted to videos of stupidity, mainly pertaining to cars. With that, I present you some of the best, but stupidest, videos I've come across.

• This genius turns his Lamborghini Diablo 6.0 around. Watch that clutch burn.
• Would someone happen to have a spare axle?
  
• Oh what I would give to experience a doughnut in a Ferrari 360 Modena Challenge Stradale.

Photo by jamiroqua1

Call Michael Vick, Smokey & UGA Are Fighting

Caption: Call Michael Vick, Smokey & UGA are, fighting this Saturday, Go Vols beat Georgia

Knox County Commission Wall Décor

Quoteworthy: Immigration

An oldy but a goody landed in my inbox this morning.

The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.

Golf Club For Sale: eBay Ad of the Year

What could be the best eBay ad ever. It's a shame bidding is over. In case eBay pulls the ad, I have quoted it below for your reading enjoyment. You can thank me later.

Im selling this club because I finally left my fatass girlfriend who hated the fact that I loved to play golf. I bought this for her when hybrids first came out which was approximately 5 years ago or when she was 115 pounds lighter. She stopped playing golf soon after I introduced her to the game and decided she would rather eat cookies and tacos as a sport. When she decided to start playing again she realized that her hands were to swollen to grip the club properly from all the meat around her knuckles. In addition, she couldnt figure out why she could not make a shoulder turn anymore. Truth be told, her titts got so big and droopy that she had to use my Sun Mountain push cart to haul them when we played (the cart has since buckled from the overloaded weight capacity). Also, her gut and thighs got so big she could hide 4 full grown Chihuahuas under the fat folds. I put up with her shitt for about 2 years and during this time she got even heavier. Her fatass became so big that when she actually made a correct shoulder turn she farted. I'm not talking about a ladylike fart with a few giggles- were talking fog horn deep and the smell was so bad it would turn all your hair into ash. I think the hippo actually fermented napalm in her colon from all the ice cream, pizza and bad chinese food she inhaled on an hourly basis. Ultimately it got to the point where I just stopped playing with her because I began to feel like I was doing a "Make a Wish" deed for the obese, retarded lady. And every time I went out with my regular group on Sundays, she gave me that look like I was going to be in deep shitt when I got back. So eventually I said f*ck it and I wont play for a while. 2 months ago I was cleaning out the garage and my buddies came over after a round and we were shooting the shitt about the US Open when all of sudden the cyclops comes out from her cave and tells me that I should sell all my clubs since I dont play anymore. My friends all gave me that look (you know what I mean) and just left in complete disgust. I knew those f*ckers were laughing their asses off at me and I felt really bad. Whatever....... I just rolled with it but 3 weeks after that incident she decided she was going to sell some of my shitt at a garage sale with 10 of her fat friends from the neighborhood. You shoulda seen this. It was a spectacle. 10 fat, female pigs all wearing tennis visors and shorts that were straining to stay buttoned around their waists. They had more MM's, Oreos and Grape Soda then garage sale items. I went specifically to see what she took of mine thinking there may have been a few odd things that she grabbed when I suddenly I saw my beloved Mizuno MP33 blades being hauled off by a senior citizen. I stopped the geezer and told him it was a mistake but the f*cker told me to kiss his asss and that he had a receipt. I almost strangled the gimp but I had 5 fat hogs standing in front of me telling that a "sale was sale" and they barricaded me in with their 34 inch necks. Get this: THEY SOLD MY CLUBS FOR $89 AND THEY THOUGHT THEY GOT A GOOD DEAL. That was pretty much the last straw so that evening while the beast was asleep, I grabbed what I could and left her cave. This club was one of the items I snagged along with some of her golf shoes, shirts and her golf bag. If you are a man with size 18 feet and bunions her shoes might fit you. I'll put the rest of her items up for sale in the Deformed Product Section. Please note this club has a small chip in the paint and has some sole wear. The lard asss must have forgotten to put the headcover on during one of her on course gas tantrums. Has a steel shaft in stiff flex with a brand new Golf Pride Tour Velvet grip. Club has 16 degrees of loft. Thanks for looking and if you win this club, keep it as a reminder whenever you decide that you are ready for a serious relationship. Take a good look at this club and remember its history- its priceless and you'll thank me later.

Paypal verified member since 1998. $17.00 Shipping to Lower 48. All proceeds will be donated to the Jenny Craig Obese Fund, C/O of the Cyclops.